(Not) Everyone's a Poet
Mostly such forays into a world forgotten since high school are benign and boring, producing messages like, "Happy Valentine's Day to the only girl I've ever loved" or similar Hallmarkish crooning. This is mostly because these men know that they are on foreign ground so tread very carefully, avoiding the risk of sounding foolish or over the top.
Thankfully, there are a few foolish but daring enough to express their true thoughts. This year was a good crop of these and I'll share a few with you:
1. "I love you, and I'm sorry, you really don't have a fat butt" (This guy has a lot to learn.)
2. "I hope you get drunk and wasted"
3. "Have a naughty, naughty day, red pants!"
4. "This is to remind you of the best decision you ever made." (How modest!)
5. "To the sexiest teacher alive." (I hope this didn't come from a pupil.)
6. "I can't wait until Saturday for a movie and some hot sex" (Here's a man who knows what he wants - I just hope he wasn't planning for a night home alone....)
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